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Marlon Ettinger


Marlon Ettinger writes about politics, crime, and culture. Email him with tips and ideas at marlonjettinger@gmail.com.

Biden dead-enders slam former press secretary Jen Psaki after she questions whether Biden's the best person to beat Trump

Biden base fumes at former press secretary Jen Psaki over Pod Save Bros appearance

Even former Biden staffers are coming under fire.

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Cybertruck owners report whistling sounds in cabin when driving through wind

The Tesla, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

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Donald Trump flying over MAGA crowd in front of voting booths

‘Too Big to Rig’ is the new ‘Stop the Steal’

They think they can outvote the deep state.

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TikTokers are trying to report the backers of Project 2025 to the IRS

They are trying to report it for engaging in political activity by promoting the uber-conservative policy plan.

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Trump’s Truth Social unveils new video partnership—with a firm pushing government ‘control’ over streaming content

The partnership spooked people online.

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Antisemites on X demand Musk reinstate former Marine suspended for burning Talmud

Musk is being accused of hypocrisy.

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Andrew Tate over bitcoins

Andrew Tate is now promising untold crypto riches to his fans—if they pony up $2,000 first

Tate once called crypto-shillers scammers

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MAGA influencers demand Secret Service investigate pro-Biden TikToker over Trump-Seal Team 6 comments

They’re overreacting.

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Hawk Tuah girl says she wouldn’t give a Hawk Tuah to Trump

The crossover event of the century… canceled.

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Biden’s debate performance attributed to directed energy beam, says ex-spy

The latest excuse for Biden’s poor debate performance? Havana Syndrome

Why not?

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TikTok may have to comply with state social media regulation, says Supreme Court

Does the Supreme Court’s big social media ruling open a backdoor to ban TikTok?

Foreign-owned social media companies might not have the same 1st Amendment rights.

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Debate ends with two old men arguing about their golf scores

It is maybe not the most pressing issue facing the nation.

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‘He’s a very bad Palestinian’: Trump delivers wild take on Biden’s Israel stance

It makes… no sense.

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‘They have to’: Biden’s debate start was so bad people are already clamoring to replace him

Biden’s sluggish performance left people wondering if there’s an alternative.

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Rudy Giuliani advertised MyPillow every single day for a month—it earned him $1,200

He made almost twice the amount from X posts.

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